Fat Insults

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.