Family Insults

There are 13 family insults and comebacks.

  • Family Insults
    Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    303
  • Good Comebacks
    You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
    -217
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: Why are you so stupid?
    Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
    113
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
    12
  • Casual Insults
    Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
    -55
  • Family Insults
    How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
    91
  • Family Insults
    I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -149
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
    184
  • Good Comebacks
    FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
    57
  • Family Insults
    Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    20
  • Old People Insults
    Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
    97
  • Family Insults
    You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
    119