Family Insults
There are 13 family insults and comebacks.
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Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.321
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You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.-255
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Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you!128 -
Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."9
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Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.-54
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How were you born? Your dad has no balls!95
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I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-251
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Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.183
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FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!57
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Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"22
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Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.98
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You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.123
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Are your parents siblings?43