Family Insults

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Are your parents siblings?