Random Facebook Insults

My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?

I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."