Cockroach Insults

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.

Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.