Cockroach Insults

There are 3 cockroach insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
  • 2
    Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
  • 3
    Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.