Car Insults

There are 4 car insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    754
  • 2
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    275
  • 3
    Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.
    2
  • 4
    Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!
    1