Random Bra Insults

Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it. Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra