Random Boob Insults

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!