Birth Certificate Insults

There are 3 birth certificate insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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  • 2
    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
    167
  • 3
    Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
    93