If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
-48
Random Bath Insults
There are 4 bath insults and comebacks.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
82Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
31Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
-3