Appearance Insults

There are 3 appearance insults and comebacks.

Ugly Insults1
You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
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Ugly Insults2
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
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Ugly Insults3
You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
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