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Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
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Best Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
- 82
Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
19 - 83
I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
28 - 84
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
14 - 85
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
14 - 86
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
13 - 87
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
24 - 88
Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
18 - 89
For two cents, I'd give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
11 - 90
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
15 - 91
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
13 - 92
Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
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- 93
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
9 - 94
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
10 - 95
Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.
11 - 96
If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
10 - 97
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.
9 - 98
They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
8 - 99
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
5 - 100
You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
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