A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
Best Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
1 - 103
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
0 - 104
You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
0 - 105
You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
0 - 106
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
0 - 109
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
-8 - 110
You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
-6 - 111
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
-9 - 112
You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... huh?
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- 113
What's the latest dope -- besides you?
-8 - 114
A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.
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You'd lose a staring contest with a photograph.
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