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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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Best Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
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You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
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If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
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Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
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I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
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Act your age, not your IQ.
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You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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