Best Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
- 1Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.5K
- 2You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.531
- 3Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.489
- 4Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.464
- 5Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.430
- 6You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.369
- 7You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.363
- 8Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?277
- 9You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.274
- 10Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.267
- 11Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.255
- 12Zombies eat brains... you're safe.248
- 13Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.213
- 14He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.192
- 15Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?173
- 16You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.172
- 17Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.167
- 18I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.165
- 19I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!161
- 20I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.159