Best Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • 1
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • 2
    You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
    504
  • 3
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    475
  • 4
    Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    452
  • 5
    Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
    421
  • 6
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    339
  • 7
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    290
  • 8
    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    264
  • 9
    Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
    260
  • 10
    Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
    257
  • 11
    Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    224
  • 12
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    191
  • 13
    He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
    189
  • 14
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    160
  • 15
    I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    157
  • 16
    Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    154
  • 17
    Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
    151
  • 18
    Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
    138
  • 19
    You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
    133
  • 20
    You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
    129