Best Idiot Insults

So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

As a failure, you are a great success.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.