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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Best Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
77 - 43
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
82 - 44
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
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Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
132 - 46
You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
76 - 47
You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
80 - 48
You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
51 - 49
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
123 - 50
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
84 - 51
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
91 - 52
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
35 - 54
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
84 - 55
Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
116 - 56
I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
59 - 57
You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
62 - 58
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
71 - 59
You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
60 - 60
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
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