Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
Best Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
58 - 64
Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.
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If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
57 - 66
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
35 - 67
You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
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You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
42 - 69
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
23 - 70
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
24 - 71
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
47 - 72
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
32 - 74
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
22 - 75
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
17 - 76
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
15 - 77
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
18 - 78
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
31 - 79
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
14 - 80
You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
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