Idiot Insults

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.

A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.

You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.

You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

What's the latest dope -- besides you?