Idiot Insults

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!

For two cents, I'd give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

The stupid person's idea of a clever person.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

There is no vaccine against stupidity.