Idiot Insults

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... huh?

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!

Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.