Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.49
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You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.-19
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You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.80
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You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.41
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.33
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You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.61
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.124
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Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?17
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You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.59
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Act your age, not your IQ.144
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You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.39
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You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.147
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?37
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You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!22
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You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.-25
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If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.13
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Your proctologist called. They've found your head.18
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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.5K
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You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.-49
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Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.13