Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    49
  • You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -19
  • You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
    80
  • You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    41
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    33
  • You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
    61
  • You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    124
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    17
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
    59
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
    144
  • You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    39
  • You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
    147
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    37
  • You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!
    22
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -25
  • If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
    13
  • Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    18
  • Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
    -49
  • Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.
    13