Idiot Insults

Act your age, not your IQ.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?