Idiot Insults

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

As a failure, you are a great success.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.