Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
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  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    50
  • You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
    57
  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
    -65
  • You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    17
  • As a failure, you are a great success.
    41
  • I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
    58
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -11
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    44
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -38
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    48
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    14
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    96
  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    113
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    56
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    125
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
    64
  • I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
    23
  • You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
    49
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
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