Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.67
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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!55
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You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.63
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If you think you're a wit, you're half right.-73
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.24
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As a failure, you are a great success.48
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I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.66
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Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.-17
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Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.55
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You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.-36
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You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.54
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.21
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.95
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If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.121
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So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.72
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.146
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Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege70
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I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.24
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You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.52
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You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.25