Best Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
- 41You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.316
- 42People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.295
- 43If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.286
- 44I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.265
- 45If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.250
- 46You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!247
- 47If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?242
- 48Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.237
- 49I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.237
- 50"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.236 - 51Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.231
- 52Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.230
- 53I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.229
- 54You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.224
- 55I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.221
- 56If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.217
- 57Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.215
- 58I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.194
- 59When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?194
- 60Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.192