Best Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
- 1Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.9K - 2You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 3My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
- 4Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.1.3K
- 5Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
- 6I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.1K
- 7I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.1.1K
- 8I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1K
- 9God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.908
- 10God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.901
- 11I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.811
- 12THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.778
- 13When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.764
- 14If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.692
- 15Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?652
- 16Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]646
- 17I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.606
- 18Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.587
- 19I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.584
- 20Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!576