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When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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Best Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
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I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
227 - 23
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
813 - 24
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
424 - 25
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
214 - 26
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
404 - 27
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
585 - 28
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
238 - 29
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
482 - 30
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
602 - 31
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
664 - 32
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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I'd slap you, but shit stains.
573 - 34
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
253 - 35
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
362 - 36
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
357 - 37
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
792 - 38
Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
163 - 39
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
295 - 40
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
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