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Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
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Best Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
158 - 63
Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
136 - 64
Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
103 - 65
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
131 - 66
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
120 - 67
"When I think about you, I touch myself." Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
245 - 68
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
192 - 69
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
110 - 70
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
289 - 71
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
91 - 72
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
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It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
86 - 74
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
198 - 75
i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
64 - 76
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
149 - 77
Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
88 - 78
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
74 - 79
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
67 - 80
Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
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