Mean Insults

Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!

You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.

If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!

I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!

I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.