Mean Insults

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!