Mean Insults

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

You remind me of a toothache I once had.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.