Mean Insults

You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself. Person: Why? You: So you can go fuck yourself!

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

Insult: Shut up. Comeback: Make me Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.

You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.

At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.

God loves you. But no one else does!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.