Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
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Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.328
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Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.84
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]663
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I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.126
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Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.137
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You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!38 -
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!79
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.150
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You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.52
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Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.101
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Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.165
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I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.2K
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Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.187 -
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.589
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You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.224
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At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.165
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I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.74
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?652
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.336
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i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly66