Mean Insults

Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.

  • Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    328
  • Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    84
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
    663
  • I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
    126
  • Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    137
  • You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
    Person: Why?
    You: So you can go fuck yourself!
    38
  • You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
    79
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    150
  • You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.
    52
  • Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
    101
  • Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
    165
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
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  • Insult: Shut up.
    Comeback: Make me
    Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
    187
  • Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    589
  • You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
    224
  • At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
    165
  • I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
    74
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
    652
  • I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    336
  • i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
    66