Mean Insults

Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.

  • Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
    106
  • If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
    319
  • I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    96
  • Get off, you malignant growth!
    -297
  • Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
    114
  • The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
    161
  • When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
    35
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    342
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    46
  • Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    295
  • If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
    196
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    215
  • When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
    68
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    235
  • I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
    200
  • Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    197
  • I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
    179
  • You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
    273
  • You make less sense than a white basketball player.
    -193
  • You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
    230