Mean Insults

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.

If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.