Best Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • 21
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    270
  • 22
    What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    252
  • 23
    I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    247
  • 24
    I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    240
  • 25
    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    239
  • 26
    You're not popular, your vagina is.
    236
  • 27
    Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    229
  • 28
    Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    227
  • 29
    I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    224
  • 30
    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    218
  • 31
    Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    218
  • 32
    I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    207
  • 33
    KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    203
  • 34
    You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    202
  • 35
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    191
  • 36
    You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    186
  • 37
    Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    186
  • 38
    Can I call you whora the explora?
    185
  • 39
    That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    183
  • 40
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    172