Best Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • 21
    I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    314
  • 22
    You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    311
  • 23
    I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    294
  • 24
    What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    290
  • 25
    Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    272
  • 26
    I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    270
  • 27
    You're not popular, your vagina is.
    258
  • 28
    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    249
  • 29
    I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    249
  • 30
    Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    244
  • 31
    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    241
  • 32
    You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    241
  • 33
    I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    236
  • 34
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    221
  • 35
    Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    218
  • 36
    KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    212
  • 37
    Can I call you whora the explora?
    206
  • 38
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    205
  • 39
    You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    201
  • 40
    That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    196