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What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
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Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
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They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
912 - 25
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
145 - 26
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
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No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
653 - 28
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
266 - 30
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
464 - 31
Can I call you whora the explora?
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You're not popular, your vagina is.
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I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
312 - 34
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
326 - 35
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
206 - 36
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
282 - 38
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
148 - 40
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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