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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
120 - 43
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
208 - 44
At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
225 - 45
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
146 - 46
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
209 - 47
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
86 - 48
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
142 - 49
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
116 - 50
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
81 - 51
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
159 - 52
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
66 - 54
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
132 - 55
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
108 - 56
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
75 - 57
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
82 - 58
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
44 - 59
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
29 - 60
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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