Best Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • 41
    Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    195
  • 42
    Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    174
  • 43
    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    172
  • 44
    If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    162
  • 45
    If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    150
  • 46
    Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    141
  • 47
    If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    140
  • 48
    Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    139
  • 49
    What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    138
  • 50
    You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
    134
  • 51
    She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    131
  • 52
    I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    131
  • 53
    Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    127
  • 54
    Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
    112
  • 55
    You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    110
  • 56
    Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
    85
  • 57
    Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    82
  • 58
    Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    81
  • 59
    You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    79
  • 60
    She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    61