Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
- 41Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!195
- 42Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.174
- 43Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.172
- 44If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.162
- 45If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.150
- 46Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?141
- 47If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.140
- 48Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.139
- 49What have you ever done? Besides everyone.138
- 50You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".134
- 51She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.131
- 52I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.131
- 53Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?127
- 54Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.112
- 55You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!110
- 56Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?85
- 57Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.82
- 58Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.81
- 59You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.79
- 60She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.61