Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
- 1Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.5K - 2Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 3Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?820
- 4Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.782
- 5Who lit the fuse on your tampon?659
- 6They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.626
- 7I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues592
- 8Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?571
- 9You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.566
- 10Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.555
- 11Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.495
- 12If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!464
- 13Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.451
- 14Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?406
- 15I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.387
- 16That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".360
- 17No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.353
- 18Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.351
- 19If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?345
- 20Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.328