Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
- 1Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.4K - 2Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 3Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?777
- 4Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.763
- 5Who lit the fuse on your tampon?657
- 6They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.623
- 7I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues589
- 8You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.555
- 9Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.540
- 10Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?526
- 11Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.482
- 12If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!461
- 13Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.447
- 14Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?402
- 15I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.380
- 16That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".353
- 17If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?344
- 18No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.337
- 19Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.317
- 20Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.313