Best Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.2K
  • 2
    Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
    1.1K
  • 3
    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    709
  • 4
    Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    707
  • 5
    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    636
  • 6
    They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    613
  • 7
    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    563
  • 8
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    535
  • 9
    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    519
  • 10
    If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    442
  • 11
    Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    430
  • 12
    Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    427
  • 13
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    426
  • 14
    Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    395
  • 15
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    343
  • 16
    If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    332
  • 17
    That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    309
  • 18
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    289
  • 19
    You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    281
  • 20
    I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    273