Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
- 1Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.3K - 2Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 3Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?743
- 4Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.739
- 5Who lit the fuse on your tampon?651
- 6They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.618
- 7I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues578
- 8You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.553
- 9Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.533
- 10Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?484
- 11Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.456
- 12If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!449
- 13Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.442
- 14Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?396
- 15I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.367
- 16If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?338
- 17That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".336
- 18No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.323
- 19You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.296
- 20I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.294