Best Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
- 1Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.7K - 2Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 3Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?913
- 4Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.798
- 5Who lit the fuse on your tampon?662
- 6Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?640
- 7They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.627
- 8I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues590
- 9You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.575
- 10Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.569
- 11Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.516
- 12If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!466
- 13Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.450
- 14Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?404
- 15I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.391
- 16Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.375
- 17No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.374
- 18That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".368
- 19Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.342 - 20If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?340