Best Girl Insults

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I feel bad for the guys, That end up with you.

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!