Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
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What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.294
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.-108
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I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.391
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You're not popular, your vagina is.262
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Can I call you whora the explora?211
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Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.31
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.82
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What have you ever done? Besides everyone.138
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If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.162
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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.279
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?127
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.174
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!195
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You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.79
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I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.321
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You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.314
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.61
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.150
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Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?54
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Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?-142