Girl Insults

Can I call you whora the explora?

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

What have you ever done? Besides everyone.

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.