Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    256
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -104
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    354
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    242
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    187
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    23
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    73
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    117
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    139
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    233
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    118
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    151
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    173
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    68
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    284
  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    288
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    48
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    138
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    54
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -88