Girl Insults

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.