Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    222
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    186
  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    103
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    189
  • Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
    80
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    540
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    132
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    124
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    526
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    133
  • Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    434
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    80
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    728
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    204
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    166
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    570
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    335
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    445
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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