Best Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • 21
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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  • 22
    Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
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  • 23
    Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
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  • 24
    Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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  • 25
    I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    186
  • 26
    You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
    183
  • 27
    When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
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  • 28
    Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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  • 29
    You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    171
  • 30
    You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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  • 31
    Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
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  • 32
    He has bigger tits than his mom
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  • 33
    Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
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  • 34
    Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    153
  • 35
    You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    150
  • 36
    You're the reason god created double doors!
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  • 37
    I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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  • 38
    Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
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  • 39
    You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
    121
  • 40
    You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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