Best Fat Insults

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

He has bigger tits than his mom

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

You're the reason god created double doors!

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.