Best Fat Insults

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

You're the reason god created double doors!

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

He has bigger tits than his mom

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.