Best Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

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    You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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  • 42
    Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
    106
  • 43
    Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
    104
  • 44
    You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    101
  • 45
    You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    92
  • 46
    You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
    86
  • 47
    You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
    86
  • 48
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • 49
    You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    75
  • 50
    You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    67
  • 51
    Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    65
  • 52
    You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
    65
  • 53
    You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    65
  • 54
    I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    64
  • 55
    You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
    62
  • 56
    You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
    34
  • 57
    You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
    28
  • 58
    Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
    21
  • 59
    You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
    12
  • 60
    They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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