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I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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Best Fat Insults
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Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
211 - 44
Person: Does this dress make me look fat? You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
135 - 45
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
128 - 46
You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
83 - 47
Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
85 - 48
You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
75 - 49
You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
93 - 50
You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
75 - 51
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
70 - 52
You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
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You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
104 - 54
You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
37 - 55
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
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Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
25 - 57
You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
12 - 58
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
11 - 59
You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
5 - 60
I don't think you're one to talk, whilst you appear to be two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.
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