Best Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
- 41Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.137 - 42You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.136
- 43You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.129
- 44You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.118
- 45You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE117
- 46Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.114
- 47You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!103
- 48You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.100
- 49You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.92
- 50You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!88
- 51Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you85
- 52You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.82
- 53You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!81
- 54You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.76
- 55I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?70
- 56You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.57
- 57You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!36
- 58Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!26
- 59They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.10
- 60You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!7