Best Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
- 1At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 2I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.1K
- 3You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!875
- 4Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.527
- 5You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.453
- 6Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.435
- 7Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.427
- 8It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.412
- 9Damn! How long have you been pregnant?325
- 10You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!324
- 11You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale320
- 12When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.293
- 13You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.292
- 14You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.276
- 15I know five fat people, and you're three of them.272
- 16Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.231
- 17You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.229
- 18You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.226
- 19You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.205
- 20If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.203