Best Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • 1
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • 2
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • 3
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    877
  • 4
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    532
  • 5
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    454
  • 6
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    436
  • 7
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    429
  • 8
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    414
  • 9
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    326
  • 10
    You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    324
  • 11
    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    320
  • 12
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    295
  • 13
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    293
  • 14
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    276
  • 15
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    276
  • 16
    Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    234
  • 17
    You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    232
  • 18
    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    227
  • 19
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    207
  • 20
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    206