Best Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • 1
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • 2
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • 3
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    911
  • 4
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    786
  • 5
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    477
  • 6
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    456
  • 7
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    446
  • 8
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    443
  • 9
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    430
  • 10
    You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    382
  • 11
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    358
  • 12
    You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    345
  • 13
    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    330
  • 14
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    330
  • 15
    Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    314
  • 16
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    313
  • 17
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    301
  • 18
    Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    289
  • 19
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    288
  • 20
    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    280