Best Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
- 1At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 2I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.1K
- 3You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!885
- 4Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.637
- 5You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.462
- 6Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.441
- 7Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.430
- 8It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.418
- 9Damn! How long have you been pregnant?331
- 10You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!329
- 11You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale321
- 12I know five fat people, and you're three of them.309
- 13You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.301
- 14When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.299
- 15You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.281
- 16Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.250
- 17You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.247
- 18You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.243
- 19You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.239
- 20If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.228