Best Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
- 1At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 2I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.2K
- 3You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!911
- 4Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.781
- 5You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.477
- 6Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.456
- 7Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.446
- 8I know five fat people, and you're three of them.441
- 9It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
- 10You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.379
- 11Damn! How long have you been pregnant?357
- 12You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!345
- 13You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale329
- 14When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.329
- 15Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.315
- 16You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.312
- 17If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.301
- 18You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.288
- 19Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.286
- 20You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.278