Best Fat Insults

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.