Best Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • 1
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • 2
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • 3
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    856
  • 4
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    447
  • 5
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    429
  • 6
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    426
  • 7
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    423
  • 8
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    403
  • 9
    You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    323
  • 10
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    319
  • 11
    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    313
  • 12
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    288
  • 13
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    280
  • 14
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    270
  • 15
    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    219
  • 16
    You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    218
  • 17
    Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    212
  • 18
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    209
  • 19
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    202
  • 20
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    194