Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    67
  • Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
    -161
  • You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
    12
  • Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!
    -71
  • You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.
    -57
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    66
  • You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    231
  • You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    233
  • You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
    87
  • You're the reason god created double doors!
    147
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    123
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    569
  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    103
  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    295
  • You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
    182
  • You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
    68
  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    155
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -45
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -71
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -57