Fat Insults

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

He has bigger tits than his mom

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!