Fat Insults

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!

Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.