Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!
    -92
  • You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    231
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -25
  • You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.
    -58
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    358
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    85
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    312
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    429
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    76
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    456
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    156
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    81
  • You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
    137
  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    183
  • You're so fat, you could sell shade!
    176
  • You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    476
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    288
  • You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
    92