Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
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You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!-92
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You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.231
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You're so fat, you sweat gravy.-25
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You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.-58
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Damn! How long have you been pregnant?358
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Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you85
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You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.312
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
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You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.76
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Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.456
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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
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I wonder how many children are in that stomach.156
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You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!81
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.137
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You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!183
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You're so fat, you could sell shade!176
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You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.476
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I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.2K
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You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.288
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You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.92