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Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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Best Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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You have your head so far up your ass, you can chew your food twice.
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Insult: You ruined it. Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
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Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
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You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
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Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur
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Oh, what was that? I couldn't hear you with all your shit clogging up my ear!
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You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
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You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
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Fucked your mom last night. Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!
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Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
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Insult: You suck. Comeback: Not for free.
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