Best Good Comebacks

In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!

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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

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2

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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3

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

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4

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

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5

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

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6

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

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7

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

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8

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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9

Shock me, say something intelligent.

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10

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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11

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

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12

Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!

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13

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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14

Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

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15

Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.

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16

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

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17

Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.

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18

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.

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19

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

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20

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

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