Best Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
- 1Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K - 2I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
- 3Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
- 4You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 5You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- 6I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.2.4K
- 7Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 8Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.2.3K
- 9Shock me, say something intelligent.1.9K
- 10Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.1.8K
- 11I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!1.7K
- 12Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)1.6K
- 13Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!1.6K
- 14I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?1.6K
- 15Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.1.4K
- 16Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.1.3K
- 17I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.1.2K
- 18Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.1.2K - 19If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.1.1K
- 20I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K