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Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.
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Best Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
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I'm not ignoring you. I'm just holding my breath hoping that I pass out.
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You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
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I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
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Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)
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You're so low, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.
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Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
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Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
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With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
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If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.
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And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
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Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
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If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
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I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
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You're as fake as a three dollar bill!
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If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
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I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
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