Best Good Comebacks

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

Insult: Suck my dick! Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I would insult you back, but mother nature already has for me.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

Insult: FUCK YOU! Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.

And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?

Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.