Best Good Comebacks

My other ride is your mom.

Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

You're so uptight, if I stuck a piece of coal up your ass, within a week it would be a diamond.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

You asked for my number I said.. 1-800 Dream On !!

If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.

Excuse me, I can't hear you over the sound of how wrong you are.

You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland? Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!

You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.