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You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
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Best Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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If I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe it off your mother's chin.
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That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I missed my shot at a woolly mammoth.
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Insult: You think you're so smart. Comeback: No, you just make it really easy.
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Insult: You're such a bitch! Comeback: I'm a bitch?! Well, you're a whore, and frankly I'd like to be known for what I do rather than who I do.
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Insult: Keep your mouth shut! Comeback: Keep your legs shut.
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You: I just had my first kiss today. Friend: Your mom doesn't count. You: Yeah, but yours does.
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Insult: Make me a sammich! Comeback: I'll make you a footlong when you grow a foot long!
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Person 1: Suck my dick. Person 2: Sorry, I choke on small objects.
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Insult: Your mum's a slut. Comeback: Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep my dick out of yours.
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