Good Comebacks

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.

I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke