Good Comebacks

Insult: You're gay! You: You wish.

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.

If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

If you talked anymore shit, you'd be shaped like a turd.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.

I'll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!