Good Comebacks

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Insult: Bitch! Comeback: At least I'm not yours.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Insult: FAIL! Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.

I have heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice crispies!

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

Insult: Suck my dick! Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland? Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.