Good Comebacks

Insult: You ruined it. Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.

Insult: Kiss my ass. Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

Insult: Fail! Comeback: Just like your social life

If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Insult: You're a piece of shit. Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Person 1: Can't you take a joke? Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.

Insult: FUCK YOU! Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.

Person 1: What are you looking at? Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out

Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.